Funny Quotes on Advertising & Marketing

• Advertising is legalized lying.
  
  
• Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
  
  
• The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘check enclosed’
  
  
• Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
  
  
• The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege.
  
  
• Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
  
  
• “In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV.”
  
  
• What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public."
  
  
• "If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
  
  
• "Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
  
  
• "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."